Thursday, July 27, 2006

I need a lawn care specialist

I have been having a hard time learning how to take care of a lawn. I was always told that if I cut it and fertilize it you should be OK. Just talking to people it seems as though their is alot more that one needs to do. Granted my lawn has improved over the years, but I don't think I fully get it. I fertilized last night, but instead of using the summer guard which is supposed to be good for insects. I used the weed and feed again because I have more of problem with weeds than I do with insects. Hopefully this will help a little. I've been told that I should air-rate my yard, which means i have to go and rent one from the depot. I just haven't had the money for that lately. At this rate my yard will be perfect when I have to throw a graduation party for Erika:)

We just got back from lunch at Armando's. This place is located in Mexican town and it puts on a buffet for lunch. They have a good selection and the food is great. I can't hardly move right now. I wish I had a camera on me so I could post a picture of my plate. holy shit am I full!!!

A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You''ll feel so much better!"
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke.
So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty forest, you''ll see, you''ll feel so good!"
The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and coke, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come. Run with us through the beautiful forest and you''ll feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and mauls the rabbit.
The giraffe and elephant watch in horror and look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help you."
The lion answers, "That little bastard! He makes me run around the forest like a f**king idiot every time he's on ecstasy!"

Talk to y'all later

4 comments:

~Mrs. DCS RN~ said...

Did you use spell check this time?

Jeff said...

Let's split the cost of an airator! I'd like to do mine this fall!

Will said...

You big faker! You acted like you were thinking about starting a blog, and here I find that you already have one. Welcome to the wonderful world of blogs!

Anonymous said...

Will used the word "faker" I like to call it what it really is; liar. Also don't worry about a lawn specialist, your new dog will urine spot the crap out of it!