My brother in law and Madden

I have played Madden three times in the past week, all with my bro in law Jeff Meadors. I would like to start off by saying that I do enjoy playing madden. I enjoy hanging out with Jeff. But I don't like playing Madden with Jeff. He sucks. Every time we play I end up wooopin his ass. Yesterday he gave me the excuse that I had a high ranked team and that's why he lost. Well it just so happened that the very next game he ended up with was the best team in the game and I had the not so good Oakland Raiders. It wasn't pretty. What's worse is that his own wife was talking a little junk about how he's no good and that he just can't beat me. It was funny. It kind of reminds me of playing golf with him. ohhh I shouldn't have gone there. That story I will save for another day.

I saw this joke on line today. It's not that funny but I got a little laugh out of it.

The Tease

It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt.The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. (No pun intended) He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress.The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests that his wife teases the poor fellow some more. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and plays along. She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down."Now try lifting your dress up your thighs and sort of fan it at him," he says.... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and now he's doing flips. Then the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, flings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut and says, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."

Just another day

Hi all. Friday was pretty uneventful. I was given a swimming pool from a guy at work that I know. I haven't put it up yet It seems to be a pretty nice pool. Nothing spectacular. He couldn't remember if it was an 8 or 10 footer. It comes equipped with a ladder and a filter. so It's not like the crappy blow ups that we always get and then throw out. It will become a dead spot in my already dying yard. The kids should really like it though. I guess that's what really matters. We watched Lord of war last night. It was a pretty good movie. I started to fall asleep in the middle of it. I was really tired. Today I am going to my father in laws house to cut his grass. He is up in Wisconsin on his boat. I'm sure they're having a good time. Dana is going to be home from work soon and I still haven't picked up our mess from the day. So I'll talk to ya'll Later. exciting post today huh.

PINK

Pink is my favorite color. Pink it is so very pretty. I feel sexy when I'm in my pink shirt. I love to let everyone know that I have a soft feminine side by wearing pink. Sometimes I put my rainbow sticker up in my car. AND my name is Brad Jeffrey. This guy showed up to golf in his pretty pink shirt. It was all I could do to stop the other golfers from laughing at him. He said" I am comfortable with my sexuality". Well I wasn't. He gave me the heebee jeebee's the whole time. I'm, assuming he thought I was his friend from broke back cabin. WOW I can't get it out of my head . Scary huh.

What do you call a gay dinosaur?
mega-sore-ass

Or Brad with my pink shirt.

Dracula

I whooped Dracula up last night. Dana and I were sitting downstairs looking on the computer when she ran upstairs for my bible. Suddenly I hear her scream and she flew down the steps. "There's a bat, there's a bat in the house." At first we weren't sure if it were a bat or bird but sure enough it was a bat. We reluctantly went up to the main level wondering if it was going to swoop down and attack us. To our relief there was no sign of the bat or our cats, which wasn't a good sign. That's means it was up stairs Dana was the first to go (how brave she was by the way) up to our room where we saw our cool cat Bandit sitting on our dresser. We knew the bat was up in our drapes hiding, waiting for the right moment to strike. A we approached the window the tension grew. "Lift the drapes and I'll spring the beach towel trap" I said to Dana. "HELL NO" she replied. I offered to switch the positions but we couldn't come to an agreement. All of a sudden the bat dropped down out of the drapes, his fangs were glistening with the intent to kill. I moved to the left, moved to the right and with amazing bravery and pinpoint accuracy I nabbed the beast. It fell to the floor and with a frightening quickness the beast started to attack. His little claws were tearing at my skin. Taking off chunks at will. I was for a moment at his mercy. Until I felt a power from deep down rise in me like the power I feel when I'm whooping Dave K. In hold'em. I reached around the massive head of the beast putting him in the sleeper hold, rendering him helpless in the seemingly endless battle. Finally the task was complete. I took him out to our front yard where I released him unharmed. I wish I could have gotten that on video. It might not have played out exactly like I described but it would have been close.
Talk to ya later